Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Asos



Fashion pisses me off. This is the latest issue of Asos magazine... Let me give you my running commentary as I flipped through this masterpiece of crap:
"Why do they think the 90's were a good time for fasion - why do they want to bring back the hideous shoulderpads and bad hair? What is wrong with these designers? The models look like they were put into a harness with the other end attached to a motorboat and dragged through the closets of every ugly 40-something aunt it could find, and whatever stuck is what they threw onto the runway! Are you kidding me? Why are spider eyelashes a "look" - it LOOKS like they have the skill of a 5-year old who's stolen their mother's mascara!"



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